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Will Rogers Does Not Seem Funny Today

—  Will Rogers

"Warning to Jokers: Lay off the Prince"
The Illiterate Digest (1924)

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American humorist and entertainer 1879 - 1935

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„Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."

—  Will Rogers American humorist and entertainer 1879 - 1935

The Illiterate Digest (1924)

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„Bad things happen periodically, and they're going to happen to somebody. Why not you?"

—  John Allen Paulos American mathematician 1945

Source: Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy and its Consequences (1988), Chapter 4, "Whence Innumeracy?" (p. 110)

„Interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else."

—  Diana Wynne Jones, book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

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„In the final analysis, the questions of why bad things happen to good people transmutes itself into some very different questions, no longer asking why something happened, but asking how we will respond, what we intend to do now that it happened."

—  Pierre Teilhard De Chardin French philosopher and Jesuit priest 1881 - 1955

People, Question

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„There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had."

—  Raymond Carver American short story author and poet 1938 - 1988

Source: Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories

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„Life is but a memory,
Happened long ago.
Theatre full of sadness
For a long forgotten show.
Seems so easy
Just to let it go on by
Till you stop and wonder
Why you never wondered why."

—  Nick Drake British singer-songwriter 1948 - 1974

Fruit Tree
Song lyrics, Five Leaves Left (1969)

Life, Sadness, Memory

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„People work too hard to figure out the meaning of their lives. Why me, why now. The truth is, sometimes things don't happen to you for a reason. Sometimes it's just about being in the right place at the right time for someone else."

—  Jodi Picoult, book Second Glance

Source: Second Glance

People, Truth, Time

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„I challenge you, instead of asking with an attitude of doubt, "If the Universe or God loved me, why would this bad thing have happened or be happening?" ask with an attitude of curiosity "Assuming the Universe or God loves me, why did this thing happen or why is it happening?""

—  Teal Swan American spiritual teacher 1984

God, Bad luck, Universe, Love

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„Everything seemed to happen when you were looking the other way."

—  Pat Cadigan, book Synners

Source: Synners (1991), Chapter 22 (p. 238)

Way

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„I know everything that has happened to everybody in the past, everything that is happening now and everything that will happen in the future."

—  Sathya Sai Baba Indian guru 1926 - 2011

Sathyam, Sivam, Sundaram - Part 3. by N. Kasturi. Page 305 US ed. Next to the last chapter.

Past, Future

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„It never has happened, and it never will happen, and that is why it is told."

—  Karen Blixen, book Anecdotes of Destiny

"The Immortal Story"
Anecdotes of Destiny (1953)

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„No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable."

—  Terry Pratchett, book Men at Arms

Source: Men at Arms

People

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„Why 'threep'? Why 'clank'? Slang happens."

—  John Scalzi, book Lock In

Source: Lock In (2014), Chapter 2 (p. 28)

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„CLINTON: I have a feeling that by, the end of this evening, I'm going to be blamed for everything that's ever happened.
TRUMP: Why not?
CLINTON: Why not? Yeah, why not?"

—  Hillary Clinton American politician, senator, Secretary of State, First Lady 1947

Presidential campaign (April 12, 2015 – 2016), First presidential debate (September 26, 2016)

Feeling

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„Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of helping someone else. Everything."

—  Danny Trejo Mexican American actor 1944

"Actor Danny Trejo saves a trapped baby from an overturned car" https://kfor.com/2019/08/07/actor-danny-trejo-saves-a-trapped-baby-from-an-overturned-car/ (August 7, 2019)

Help

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„I think that when you live in a world with limits… when you've met everyone and seem everything you're going to see - you lose the hope that something extraordinary will happen in your life"

—  Jodi Picoult Author 1966

Source: Between the Lines

Life, World, Hope, Thinking

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„I think the rewards for moral courage are promotion. ... Any institution gets the behavior it rewards. Now if the institution gets rotten, you can have a problem with this. It's happened to institutions, it's happened to corporations. It's why you have to be very alert to this to keep your personal and managerial integrity."

—  James Mattis 26th and current United States Secretary of Defense; United States Marine Corps general 1950

Interview with David Brooks on C-SPAN (9 June 2019), time code 48:00 https://www.c-span.org/video/?463748-1/defense-secretary-jim-mattis-discusses-military-career-leadership

Courage, Problem, Thinking, Personality

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„But there are things that happen between a man and a woman in the dark -- that sort of make everything else seem -- unimportant."

—  Tennessee Williams American playwright 1911 - 1983

„Why is it that when we lose something big, we begin to lose everything else along with it?"

—  Donna Freitas American non-fiction writer and writer 1972

Source: The Survival Kit

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„What happens when you let an unsatisfactory present go on long enough? It becomes your entire history."

—  Louise Erdrich writer from the United States 1954

Source: The Plague of Doves

History

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